Nothing makes you as happy as a good friend and a bottle of vodka.

People let me tell you `bout my best friend, 
She’s a warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end. 
People let me tell you bout my best friend, 
She’s a one girl cuddly toy, 
My up, my down, my pride and joy. 

… I had to switch he with she, because, you know… she’s not a boy

Yes, this is me. And I thought this picture would fit into this nice frame.